The Tooth Fairy

Ben told me all about the tooth fairy tonight. Here's just a few of the things I learned:

• The tooth fairy lives on the moon.  Ben knows this because when he was a little tiny baby he went there and saw her.
• She looks kind of like a dinosaur but she's nice to Ben and gives him lots of kisses.
• The tooth fairy taught Ben to fly, so he doesn't have to use his spaceship anymore.  
• When Jesus created Ben, the tooth fairy gave him gold, but he hid it (he wouldn't tell me where, because then I'd find it.)
• The tooth fairy gave Ben power to kill the dinosaurs and to make an earthshake (earthquake). He used a force field for the earthshake.

And you thought the tooth fairy only dealt with teeth.